Sparkles Begins

Once upon a time there was a beautiful unicorn named Sparkles. She had a golden horn, and she was hot pink with purple sparkly hooves.Her most favorite foods were butterflies and leprechauns. Everyday she went to the Field of Pretty Magicalness. She would drink out of the Pool of Happy Lucky Friendship. This was why she was friends with all the creatures in the world, from the smallest ladybug to the biggest friendly dragon. Her best friend was a shimmering mermaid. Her name was Princess Coral of the Pretty Ocean. She was the awesomest friend ever. One day they went to visit the pretty princess of Happy Cloud-land. She had a big poofy dress. Then they went down the Rainbow Slide, and visited Fairyland. Along the way Sparkles ate lots of leprechauns. But the Cloud Princess was friends with the leprechauns, and became very angry with Sparkles and Coral. She plotted and schemed, but Sparkles and Coral were soooo stupid and naive that they thought she was just tired. They went back to the Sparkling Golden Palace of Prettyfulness. They ate a big feast. All but Sparkles. She was full of leprechauns. Coral died of poison in the feast, but Sparkles lived on! Then Sparkles stabbed the Princess of Happy Cloud-Land in revenge and killed her. Then Sparkles heart was filled with evil. She roamed the countryside, killing all that got in her way. The Council of Magic got together and decided to trap Sparkles in the Cavern of Not Escaping Ever. They laid a snare of leprechauns and hid, waiting for Sparkles to appear. Then, in a burst of doom, Sparkles burst into the clearing. She began to zap with her cool death horn ray. The world died, but Sparkles lived. She flew to another planet, and laid waste to that. One day two girls named Frederica and Grace were walking down the road. Sparkles began to zap them with her death horn. Frederica died, but Grace's heart was so full of wonderfulness that she tamed Sparkles. And they lived happily ever after. (Except Frederica) But her family was happy so that was a big plus. Then Grace used her powers of wonderfulness to return to life Frederica. But then she remembered how annoying Frederica was. So she told Sparkles to kill Frederica again. This continued a thousand more times until Grace was satisfied. Then Grace was crowned Princess of the Whole Wonderful Universe. She had big pretty dresses, but Grace hates dresses, and ordered Sparkles to toast them all and feed them to all the Meanies. Then Rebecca journeyed to the land of Dummies all of which were led by King Bartholomew the Stinky. She made Sparkles make them smart. But this was beyond Sparkles power, and she lay dead on the ground because the Dummies were too far gone. Grace wrenched Sparkles horn off, and placed on her own head. Grace used its magical powers to destroy all around her, except for animals that aren’t human. Then she flew to the sun and met the Oompa-Loompas that had fled there from their enslavement in the chocolate factory. She took them to a planet and started Earth 2. THEY lived happily ever after.